Who makes a drunk scene ar Michelle's wedding sweepstakes

You people are lamer that Aunt Nina rocking out on her electric mandolin..... why is no one posting anything? I'm looking forward to seeing someone making a drunk ass out of themselves at Michelle's wedding. The smart money maybe on me. But there are some dark horses out there.....Charlie (CARLOS!!) is a strong candidate as is my brother Dave. I guess the smart money is on me. If we could get John Schnazle to drink he could be a front runner like myself. Bill Lowry is also a strong candidate as long as someone brings Tequila. Marta, could possibly be the ultimate winner but I'm sure my dad will keep her in check. Anyway Goodluck to all the players!!